Ned’s Life Before Kids Vs. After Kids

Ned’s Life Before Kids Vs. After Kids

(playful reedy music) – Ooh.
(baby giggles) Yeah. Here, let me, yummy, here you go, okay. Very nice. – [Left] Your candy has been crushed sir. – [Right] But luckily he kept his wits, and his purple crayon. Ooh damn, dang, dang? Dang, oh dang. Here we go, Okay, okay, we got
my bag, baby bag, baby seat, – [On The Left] Bye Hun.
– wait, keys, wait, baby! Okay, can’t forget the baby. Hello, (playful kisses)
– Hey! – [Left] How was your day? (glasses clinking)
Cheers. – Cheers!
– Midnight. – Daylight.
(snoring on the right) – Oh.
– Ooh. (snoring) – Do you guys like pit bulls? We’re all gonna be young forever, woo! (dramatic music) (thuds) (mumbling)
Good morning, oh. (groaning) – Hey! – Hey, sorry, I just put the baby down. Oh, thanks for the beer. – Ah, I can’t wait to have kids! – Mm, trust me, you can wait. – It all seems so magical, you know, when you see your baby smile
for the first time, or walk. – Yeah, or clean up a
stage five poop blow out, that gets all over the
changing table, which the dog then eats for some reason,
because he likes eating poop. – It’s not that kinda dog. – And then he vomits that
poop all over the couch, which you just cleaned baby vomit off of, and as much as you try and clean it, that couch will forever be known as the (bleep) vomit couch.
(chuckles) (laughing)
– Yeah, that sounds bad. – Yeah. – I don’t know, I mean I wonder, when am I gonna be ready to have kids? – You’re never ready, that’s the thing. – Really, not even like, at age 30? – Yeah. – Huh. Are you guys sleeping much? – Turns out the human body
is incredibly resilient, I don’t even need much more
then four hours of sleep. – You look exhausted. – I know, I’m in denial. – Look, I get it, I mean I
been waking uo early too. I been doing this 7AM work out class. – Oh, 7AM, wow. You’re such a martyr, oh my
God, your life sounds so hard. – I mean, sometimes when
I got out, I sleep in, but I find I can’t sleep much past 10AM. – I would literally
only eat pineapple-pizza for the rest of my life if it
meant I could sleep ’til 10AM. – Oh god. – Yeah. – [Both] I hate pineapple-pizza. And I love pizza. – You get me. – It’s tough, but it’s worth it. – Sounds like having a really cute puppy. – (scoffs) Cute doesn’t
even begin to describe it. Cutes like something you
see in a photo, you know, plush toys, those are cute. Having a baby, it’s, it’s, sublime. When I hold him, or rock
him, or play with him, I’m filled with this impossibly vast love. I dunno it’s like, you see
the baby and for a moment you get a glimpse of the mystery of life. Whenever I see him crawling
around, or exploring things, I can tell he’s just disovering the world and seeing 1,000 things every second. It’s awesome. – Wow. – Yeah.
(chuckles) – Well, next rounds on me. More drinks? – Yes, let’s get another drink,
let’s stay out all night, let’s, I’m kidding, I’m
kidding, I should go. (laughing) I got you.
(babbles) (heartfelt dreamy music) (upbeat dance music) We’ve got squad crew-necks,
we’ve got a baby onesie, we got a baby that’s trying to escape. – His hat! (giggles)
– oh no! – His hat, hats off to that! You can get it at (heavy electric music) (grunting)
Yes! (groaning)
Get my bicep curls! You know, as you grow older, Daddy’s gonna have to just get stronger, there’s no way to, yeah.

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100 Replies to “Ned’s Life Before Kids Vs. After Kids”

  1. I cried guys, It's not even funny DX When he talked about how great it was to see his baby, I sobbed

  2. The reason why I'm childfree at 32, don't wanna waste my a single penny on bund of crotch goblins, its like a investment with no returns lol

  3. 2:39 The stress level is high ladies and gents. We should love our parents even more with the things they had to sacrifice for us such as sleep. I know I cant give that upppp

  4. Why is like every YouTubers baby a boy
    Josh peck
    Megan markle
    Chip ganes
    Princess kate


  6. I just went and watched the pregnancy announcement and now I’m crying like a big baby… they were so excited and worried at the same time, they’re such good parents despite what their worries were. Wes is gonna grow up with so many loving people surrounding him and he’s gonna be able to look back and always know how much his parents love him, even before he was born.

  7. Ned is such a wonderful dad, and I'm sure Wes will look back at all of these silly videos and feel so blessed and loved. I wish my dad loved me 1/8 of the amount Ned loves Wes. Thank you for sharing your beautiful family!

  8. 2:45 ned : oh god
    ned : yeah
    both neds : i hate pineapple pizza and I love pizza
    ned : claps hands you get me

  9. Was this just an excuse for ned to show off how cute wesley is?? Cuz if so i dont blame you❤️❤️

  10. No one's even going to mention the Gamecube controller they chopped the cord off that he was waving around. Scandalous.

  11. Ned is a great dad, but let's get to the real point of this video: have you seen the cuteness of Wes? The baby cheeks and the blue eyes! The cutest!

  12. I wonder if Ned saw Keith about to get married, thought “Oh shoot, I won’t be the married guy anymore so I need a new thing.” and then decided to be ‘the dad.’

  13. Yeah, no. I still don't want a baby

    I'm too lazy to do anything. And the fact of having a baby inside you for 9 months and then giving birth which is pain . ;-;

    Edit: You can't even eat ALL the things you want 🙁

  14. That was a freaking awesome video… on so many levels. Every so often you guys hit one out of the park !!

  15. I've been thinking on how i dont want to have kids but when ned said that you'll never be able to be ready for a kid its like… Oh… So it's just a matter of whether both parents want to have a kid and is willing to sacrifice to have kids…

  16. I wish I could go back and talk to myself before I had my baby just so I could prepare myself for the shit storm (pun intended) that was ahead of me. However, I wouldn't trade being a mom for ANYTHING.

  17. I have 4 kids 5,4,2 & newborn and somehow manage to stay up past 12 if I want and get up early to have 2 of them ready and to school. It's not as bad/ hard as some make it. I'm lucky ig

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