LAUNDRY MONSTER.

LAUNDRY MONSTER.

Addie how’d your room get so messy it’s not that messy what do you mean it’s not that messy look at all these clothes on the floor oh that I like keeping them where I can see them all you better clean up this stuff this could be a health hazard health hazard what do

ALIEN BABY IN OUR HOUSE.

ALIEN BABY IN OUR HOUSE.

who is that who’s doing that thank goodness you’re okay I was so worried I don’t know how much longer we’re gonna be able to keep you alien baby some really weird things were happening last night what things Jillian don’t creep up on me like that if we want to keep this alien baby

Stalked By Pumpkins! A Halloween Tale

Stalked By Pumpkins! A Halloween Tale

who is that Jillian is that you hello Jillian that better not be you Jillian are you in your room Jillian I keep hearing someone knocking but I think I might have been dreaming Jillian are you in there what do you want did you hear someone knocking no but I heard something calling my

LAWN GNOME CURSE.

LAWN GNOME CURSE.

is anybody home do you like them dad you scared me sorry what do you think of the gnomes where’d you get these they were having a big fall clearance sale at the hardware store do you like them and they’re kind of weird where are they standing here well you’re not afraid of him

Big Dummy, Little Dummy!

Big Dummy, Little Dummy!

sir you have offended me and I challenge you to a duel the dummy says he accepts on guard guard parry thrust oh no we’re so outmatched oh no I fear this is the end yeah I win that was so much fun wasn’t it fun dummy he doesn’t seem like he’s into it today

We Found an ALIEN BABY in Our Yard!

We Found an ALIEN BABY in Our Yard!

Daddy I’m really worried why what’s wrong Addie they said on the news a meteor was coming this way it might even land on our neighborhood oh you don’t need to worry about that Addie they said the meteors just gonna break up when it hits the atmosphere we’ll be lucky if even a few